I'm Cara. 21 years of age.Residing in the United States as part of the Californian population that's very nearly but also almost never on fire. Very forgetful, almost never on time, inappropriate most of the time, but also kind. I guess that's all you really need to know. Ask if you'd like to know more.
Blog contains occasional NSFW content.
 

"If it isn’t Captain James Tiberius Perfect-Hair!" ("Did you hear that? I called him ‘Perfect-Hair’")

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.



ofools:

iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

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puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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allthingseurope:

London (by Adam Evetts)


bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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towishonspacehardware:

Ladies in suits, part 1/?


Haven’t you heard Mr. Beckett? The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die? Here? or in a Jaeger!


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