"If it isn’t Captain James Tiberius Perfect-Hair!" ("Did you hear that? I called him ‘Perfect-Hair’")
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger
You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.
apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist
London (by Adam Evetts)
what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated
Ladies in suits, part 1/?